It’s wild how my bestie thinks they're my first wife! They have these silly inside jokes where them acts like it's all official. Like, for real, them even tries to tell me what to do! I know they mean well, but sometimes it gets a little out of hand.

Maybe we'll have a mock marriage propos

It's totally bizarre, and I'm not certain how it started, but my friend genuinely thinks I'm previously linked to them. From what they've fabricated, we had a secret wedding years ago, and they're dead serious about it. I've tried clarifying the facts, but they just answer with mischievous smiles

It's absolutely bizarre, and I'm not positive how it started, but my friend genuinely thinks I'm previously linked to them. Apparently they've dreamed up, we had a hidden vows years ago, and they're utterly earnest about it. I've tried pointing out the truth, but they just answer with mischievous

It's absolutely bizarre, and I'm not positive how it started, but my friend genuinely is convinced I'm remarried to them. From what they've constructed, we had a covert wedding years ago, and they're dead serious about it. I've tried clarifying the truth, but they just respond with knowing smiles

It's absolutely bizarre, and I'm not positive how it started, but my friend genuinely is convinced I'm once wed to them. From what they've dreamed up, we had a secret wedding years ago, and they're utterly earnest about it. I've tried clarifying the reality, but they just respond with mischievous